Sick leave

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would
not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then
he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My
co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was
pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY"
and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,
"What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate
for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,
"... And where do you think you're going?"

(You're gonna love this...)

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."