TEST FOR DEMENTIA

> > TEST FOR DEMENTIA
> > 癡呆測試
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> > Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to
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> > You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. Let's
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> > 下列有4 個問題及一個加分題，你必須立刻回答，不能花時間慢慢想，讓我們
> >看看你有多聰明。
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> > 準備好，向下捲！
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> > First Question: 第一題 :
> > You are participating in a race. You overtake the second place
> >person. What position are you in?
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> > 你參加賽跑，追過第2 名，你是第幾名？
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> > Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If
> >you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are
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> > 解答： 如果你的回答是第 1名，你就錯了！你如果追過第 2名，你只是取代
> >那人的位置，你是第 2名。
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> > To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took
> >for the first question. 回答第2題，你不能使用與回答第 1題相同的時間。
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> > Second Question第二題 :
> > If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you
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> > 你參加賽跑，你追過最後一名，你是第幾名？
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> > Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are
> >wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not
> >having a good time at this! Are you?
> > 解答：如果你的回答是倒數第 2名，你又錯了！告訴我，你怎能追過最後一
> >名？顯然你並未樂在其中！
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> > Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do
> >NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
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> > 很詭異的算術！這只能在腦中盤算。不要使用紙與筆或計算機，試試看。
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> > Third Question: 第三題
> > Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add
> >another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now add 10.
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> > What is the total?
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> > 以1000 加上40，再加 1000 ，再加30，再加 1000，現在加上20，再加一次
> >1000，現在加上10，總數是什麼？
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> > Answer: Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.
> >Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!
> > 解答：得到 5000是嗎？正確答案是4100，不要相信，用計算機查證吧！
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> > Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last
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> > 今天對你鐵定諸事不宜，或許最後一題你會答對？
> > Fourth Question:第四題
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> > Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4.
> >Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
> > Mary的父親有 5個女兒，第 1個女兒 Nana， 第 2個女兒 Nene， 第3個女兒
> >Nini， 第 4個女兒 Nono，第 5個女兒的名字是什麼？
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> > Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the
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> > 解答： 答案是 Nunu嗎？不！絕對不是，她的名字是 Mary，請再讀一次問
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> > Okay, now the bonus round. You can partially redeem yourself with
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> > 好，現在是加分題。這題可稍稍解救﹙彌補﹚你！
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> > Bonus Question加分題 :
> > There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating
> >the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the
> >shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes
> >to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
> > 一個啞巴想買牙刷，他模仿刷牙的動作，成功的向店主表達，也完成了購買。
> >現在如果一個瞎子想買一副太陽眼鏡，他要如何表達？
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> > Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not
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> > 解答： 他只要張開嘴問即可。他是瞎子，不是啞巴。就這麼簡單！
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> > KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE 'SMART PEOPLE' IN YOUR LIFE
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> > 把這個傳下去，以便打擊那些你生活中遇到的「聰明人」